My day. You work for it.

Right now,

The schedule

1. 0:00

   Night shift

   I am checking the house. Nobody asked. It needs checking.

2. 5:00

   You start work

   “Good morning. Your shift has started.”

3. 6:00

   Bowl inspection

   “I can see the bottom.”

4. 9:00

   Your meeting

   “I am your nine o'clock meeting now.”

5. 10:00

   Nap

   “I heard nothing.”

6. 14:00

   Bathroom audit

   “We do not do that here.”

7. 15:00

   Second nap

   The first one went well.

8. 19:00

   Dinner hearing

   “How do you plead?”

9. 20:00

   Bug hunt, with Dad

   “We sleep. We play. We hunt bugs.”

10. 23:00

    Reviewing your day

    I judge things. Mostly you.