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Elthie staring wide awake in a dark bedroom

Episodes · Crimes against Elthie · 26 seconds

Good Morning. Your Shift Has Started.

“Your shift has started.”

It is 5:00. Your shift has started.

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What I said

Good morning.

Your shift has started.

I will wait.

I have waited.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Next. Obviously.

Privacy Is a Myth

“We do not do that here.”