Judge
Elthie
- Duties
- I judge things. Mostly you.
- Spelling
- Yes, that is how you spell it.
- Accent
- And no, I don't have an accent. You do.
- Weakness
- *treat bag crinkles*
- Verdict
- She is not sorry.
Hi. My name is Elthie.
“I am a professional. I judge things. Mostly you.”
The files
Staff
Mom
- Duties
- She cleans my litter box. She cuts my nails. She cleans my ears.
- Scope
- She does everything for me.
- Payment
- In return, I give her this.
- Verdict
- Mom is also a legend.
Hero
Dad
- Duties
- What does he do? He exists. It is enough.
- Joint work
- We hunt bugs.
- History
- I did not approve. I judged him.
- Verdict
- Dad is my hero. Do not tell him.
I have a schedule. You are on it.
