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How do you plead?

What did you do?

I closed the door.Dinner was late.I got up at 5:01.I have a nine o'clock meeting.The bowl is not empty.I did nothing.
Guilty

The verdict

“We do not do that here.”

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Verdict of the day

You said “one minute”. It was nine.

“I counted.”

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Guilty

Past cases

Your Nine O'Clock Has Been Cancelled

“I am your nine o'clock meeting now.”

Case 47: Dinner Was 4 Minutes Late

“How do you plead?”

I Can See the Bottom of the Bowl

“I can see the bottom.”

Good Morning. Your Shift Has Started.

“Your shift has started.”

Privacy Is a Myth

“We do not do that here.”