Elthie
Elthie in a white judge's wig

Episodes · Crimes against Elthie · 31 seconds

Case 47: Dinner Was 4 Minutes Late

“How do you plead?”

Case 47: Dinner was 4 minutes late. How do you plead?

What I said

Court is in session.

You are accused of serving dinner four minutes late.

Exhibit A.

How do you plead?

Guilty.

Your sentence: treats forever.

The court is adjourned.

Next. Obviously.