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Wallpapers. Take them.

Free for your own screens. Not for selling. I will know.

Wallpapers

I judge things

Phone, 1170 × 2532

She is not sorry

Phone, 1170 × 2532

Mostly you

Phone, 1170 × 2532

For your computer

Desktop, 2560 × 1440

Backgrounds for your calls

For Zoom and Teams. 1920 × 1080. Your colleagues will understand. Eventually.

Cancelled

Your nine o'clock meeting has been cancelled.

Your meeting now

I am your nine o'clock meeting now.

In session

Court is in session.

Signs to print

A4 PDF. Put them where they will do the most harm to your schedule.

For the door

You closed the door. We do not do that here.

For the meeting room

Your nine o'clock meeting has been cancelled.

For the bedroom

Good morning. Your shift has started.

For the kitchen

Court is in session. How do you plead?

Stamps

Transparent PNG. Use them on people who deserve it.

Not sorry

Guilty

Judged

Denied

Cancelled