Episodes · Family · 58 seconds
Meet My Parents. Is This Fair?
“Is that fair?” “No.”
Mom does everything. Dad is my hero. Is that fair? No.
What I said
You wanted to meet my parents. Fine.
This is Mom. She cleans my litter box. I supervise.
She cuts my nails without my consent.
She cleans my ears. I filed a complaint.
She does everything for me. In return, I give her this.
And this is Dad. An epic legend.
What does he do? He exists. It is enough.
We sleep. We play. We hunt bugs.
Mom does everything. Dad is my hero.
Is that fair? No. Mom is also a legend.
