Elthie
Elthie at the kitchen counter, pushing a mug towards the edge

Episodes · Origins · 34 seconds

Meet Elthie. She Is Not Sorry.

“Yes, that is how you spell it.”

Hi. My name is Elthie. Yes, that is how you spell it.

What I said

Hi. My name is Elthie.

Yes, that is how you spell it.

And no, I don't have an accent.

You do.

You all keep saying it. It's weird. Please stop.

I am a professional. I judge things.

Mostly you.

...You should follow me.

I heard nothing.

Next. Obviously.